Falling in Reverse fills Attila’s bus with 600lbs of cocaine

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In a tour prank to end all tour pranks, sources close to the band have leaked an image of Attila’s tour bus filled with over six hundred pounds of cocaine (in rock formation) by fellow tour-mates Falling in Reverse.

As Chris Fronzak had recently taken time off from Attila to be there for the birth of his second child, the band commissioned Danny Worsnop of We Are Harlot to fill in for him during several shows amidst his absence. “I just dove right in face first when I saw it” said Worsnop. “Honestly this is the best thing I’ve ever received. This will be enough cocaine to get me through the next two tours. It’s the gift that keeps on giving” he said enthusiastically.

Attila could not be reached for further comment but a video was posted to Ronnie Radke’s Instagram as seen here:

 

 

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Fronzilla to launch yet another shirt with the word “Fuck” on it

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Orlando, Florida

This Is Not Your Scene recently caught up with Chris Fronzak in his hometown of Orlando, Florida. “Anytime I need to get more bling,  another Ferrari, or support my girlfriend’s shopping addiction, I simply launch a shirt with the word “Fuck” on it, problem solved. It doesn’t even matter what the shirt says anymore” he emphasized. “You put “Fuck” on a tank top with bold textured white font and kids will buy it. The shirt could even be pink or even tie-dyed. It doesn’t matter. These are trade secrets” he stressed. I tried selling shirts with a picture of Capri-Sun and a hairless cat that said Dank Yoloswag and I didn’t sell a single one. I added the word “Fuck” and I sold more than 2,000 of them before noon first day of Warped Tour this year. ”

Catch Fronzilla on his upcoming solo rap tour this winter, see flyer below:

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